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Endlessly Multiplying Potential Flock

from Why Does Anyone Pay Attention To You? by Mr. Guelph

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How to start a religion

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So you want to run the world? Make them love you when you're dead? Fill them up with your beliefs and always stay one step ahead? First you'll need a god. Heaven is the greatest lure. You'l never need to specify because evidence is for the insecure.

You say you're without faith. That's OK, pretend. They'll never find out the truth. They all just wait for the end. And once you've got them buying, it won't matter what you sell because anyone who disagrees is bound to end up in hell.

You'll have to show your face, but only ever on a screen. You don't want to look too human, if you know what I mean. Eventually dissent will show it's Hollywood face, but don't give up now. Just quicken the pace. They'll say you're gasping at straws and running out of steam. Just move to the midwest and ignorance will join your team.

And when you feel like you're slowing down and it's finally done, count your cash and followers and head out on the run. You'll leave behind a legacy that they will all revere, so somebody else can try your holy scam again next year.

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from Why Does Anyone Pay Attention To You?, track released August 26, 2012
Drums, Guitar, Vocals - Clint Hoekstra

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