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Sir Diamondmine Arrives

from Why Does Anyone Pay Attention To You? by Mr. Guelph

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I'd read an essay in high school about a a man in central Africa during the peak of chaos in the diamond trade. This man was part of a group of people who would move from village to village, collecting young men to work for them as slaves sifting and mining for diamonds. In particular, he'd wield an array of guns and a badly rusted machete. He'd seek out a pregnant woman from each village, chop the living foetus from her womb, and eat it raw.
I decided to attempt this man's mindset. This mindset, by my guestimate, would likely be sociopathic to the extent of misplaced pomposity. One in such a position may even write about themselves in the 3rd person...

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There goes the neighbourhood. Sir Diamondmine arrives. He has an odd greeting. Showing off all of his guns and knives. His nasty little game doesn't leave you wanting more. He's simply ridding town of another filthy whore.

This will all hurt later, like a hang over but worse. What he stole from this town was too small for a hearse.

Oxidized toys carve out a pretty shape. It's been done like this before, but never quite the same. Innocent removed with a smile, well done. He calls it his trade, but has a lot more fun.

This will all hurt later, like a hang over but much worse. What he stole from this town was too small for a hearse.

The taste of victory - just a tad too sweet. Especially when it's something you probably shouldn't eat. Fame's funny that way. He talked about it so much. He made himself a legend with a single bloody touch.

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from Why Does Anyone Pay Attention To You?, released November 3, 2012
Drums, Guitar, Vocals - Clint Hoekstra

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